Jesus

"'Cirno holy frick how are you able to kill one of the most stupid characters in An Epic Chat history?'""-Jesus to Cirno after she killed Pikmin Knuckles."

An Epic Chat 7: Judgement Day
Jesus only appears for a short cameo when he remarks on how Cirno is able to kill Pikmin Knuckles, who is notorious in history for being able to somehow escape death on multiple occasions.

Trivia

 * Jesus doesn't swear because he thinks it is unholy.